Birds

I should have known those godamn birds would be the death of me the moment I walked in today, well yesterday I suppose considering it is now about midnight. Anyway, I digress, I got up in the hot as hell heavens and couldn't find the fishing pole, after ten minutes of lookinng I found them...Missing two birds.
That's right, the godamn teen cast had broken the mother f-king birds, and who's job was it to fix them? That's right, Ashton. So after fixing them I had to re-feed the fishing pole, while sitting in the hot as hell theatre watching a rehersal.
Oh how I wish that was the end of my adventure, but no. Not at all. In the middle of the show, just as I'm about to swoop down and give Cinderlla yet another reason the see a psychiatrist, yet another one drops dead.
Right. On. Stage.
But just as I'm about to go 'oh shit' Cinderella raches down, grabs the bird and sings 'To fix' in the most amazingly convient cover ever.

So that's the end of my rant about the birds. I fucking hate birds now. They're right below snakes on my list of species to extinct.

We were supposed to do two shows today, but...Well no one really showed up to the three thirty one so we canceled it, got ina few more rehersals and went to dinner. I did have to run home and grab my ten pound make-up kit for several of the boys. Sigh, I wish one of them was datable. But no, gay, taken, or way to old.

Just about the only interesting thing that happened at dinner, well actually several things happened. For one, We didn't have enough room in the car for all of us, so Curtis had to stretch across the backseat, as in, on top of us. And then a waiter thought we were dating.

Yes. Me and the gay guy.
FML

So, my dad just came upstairs to yell at me, so I guess I'll cut this one shorter than the last. [I know, you're all praising your deity of choice]

All birds must die
~Ashton